It is time
for my list of my most anticipated movies of January 2014. But because this is
January, there is only one movie that I am truly slightly looking forward to,
other than films that opened in select cities in December and are opening nationwide
in January which I did not include in this list. Anyway, I have more than just
that one film in this list, but I am not looking forward to them. I put them
there because they may be enjoyable in some way.
January
3rd
Paranormal Activity: The Marked Ones
Paranormal Activity: The Marked Ones is the
spinoff of the Paranormal Activity
franchise, that made a giant regression with Paranormal Activity 4. I am expecting nothing from this film. I put
it on here because I really like horror movies and found footage movies can be
good or interesting sometimes. I like Paranormal
Activity and Paranormal Activity 3,
also. It also looks like it could be slightly creepy from the trailers. I will
be seeing this film and hopefully it is good.
January
10th
The Legend of Hercules
The Legend of Hercules is a
science fiction/fantasy film that looks awful from the trailers. There are
always films like this that come out in January. The reason I put it on this
list is because it could have some good effects and it could be enjoyable, or
so bad that it is good, or I could enjoy how terrible it is. Those are the only
reasons why I put it on this list.
January
17th
Jack Ryan: Shadow Recruit
Jack Ryan: Shadow Recruit is the one
film I have on this list that actually looks good. It was meant to come out in
December 2013, but ended up being moved back a month. I have no idea how a film
goes from a release date in December to a release date in January. Though, it
looks like it could be good from the trailers and it could be the only good
film in January of 2014.
Devil’s Due
Devil’s Due looks like
a terrible, terrible found-footage horror film from its trailer. It also has
dumbest premise a horror movie could possibly have. In general, even without
the trailer, I can tell that it will be awful. It looks the worst of all of the
films coming out in January. I put it on this list because it could end up
being a fun time at the theater and I like horror movies, and making fun of
horrible horror movies. I have no doubt that this will be one and I am pretty
sure that I will enjoy sitting through this awful movie.
January
24th
I, Frankenstein
I, Frankenstein looks like
a truly terrible science fiction/fantasy film from its trailers and it has a
ridiculous premise. Though, it looks like it could be slightly fun from the
trailer and I think it may have some good effects. I put this film on the list
for, essentially, the same reasons I put The
Legend of Hercules on this list. It could be fun, or at least I may enjoy
its awfulness, or it may be so bad that it is good.
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